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Just as we’re about to leave the house and head to the beach on our way to work, the same question keeps popping up in our heads…. “where can I get a nice dinner for tonight?” Most of the time we’ll find ourselves looking over our shoulder, looking for a place that serves “king’s hawaiian buns.” The reason for this is simple. These are the best damn sliced bread we’ll ever taste.
The fact that the bread is so damn good is one of the reasons I love Hawaii so much. I love the lightness of the bread, the softness of the toppings, the subtle sweetness of the raisins, and the fact that it’s made with the most delicious honey I’ve ever tried.
I know its not exactly the most romantic holiday, but it can be. Its not just the bread, but the whole vacation experience (and the great food) that makes it special. In Hawaiian culture, the king of Hawaii does not have a date on the island, he has a date on the beach. His dates are what are called bikinis, which are basically beach wear, but with more than just a bunch of bikini bottoms.
Hawaii has an unofficial rule that says you only have to give your date a special gift before they leave. That’s why when I go on vacations I always buy all the souvenirs I can, from little gifts (you know, the ones you just can’t find anywhere else) to big gifts. Because I don’t want to be left without anything, I buy a lot of things that are not just souvenirs.
This is probably the most surprising thing about king’s hawaiian buns. They are indeed a Hawaiian gift, but its not just Hawaiian. They are designed to be worn for a day and then returned to the store. When I saw them for the first time I was expecting them to be just a bunch of little bikinis, but they are really that much more. They are designed to be worn for a day and then returned in the store.
For the average tourist, the Hawaiian bikinis are a huge hit. But for someone like me who has to make a trip to the store, it is pretty much a waste of money. You can’t buy a Hawaiian bikin for a day, and you can’t return it in the store. It’s also pretty lame to get two sets of bikinis together for a day, especially if you get them in black.
Now thats pretty lame, but it is true. I mean, I already have a pair of bikinis that I wear everyday. Its just that I have to return them in the store for a day, which is lame. I mean, I could just go buy a pair of bikinis in the store and return them that day, but that would be wasteful.
Well, I can see it coming. There are a lot of people who would rather have the right pair of bikinis, but can’t afford to do so in the store. That’s also pretty lame because there are a lot of people out there who can afford to buy a pair of bikinis, but they prefer to buy a pair of black ones because they are cheaper.
But hey, it’s still lame. I mean, I can buy some bikinis on my own, but I’m not gonna return them in the store because I’ll look like a jerk to the people who bought them.
I’m not saying you should stop buying them on your own. I, personally, am not against buying bikinis. I’m just saying that you know that if you go shopping at the store, you can buy them on your own. That’s why every single dollar spent on a pair of bikinis is a dollar you can spend on a pair of black ones.